Verblindend

cimaco:

(via [brett walker])

La ventaja de ser inteligente es que así resulta más fácil pasar por tonto. Lo contrario es mucho más difícil.

- Kurt Tucholsky.

The way to write American music is simple. All you have to do is be an American and then write any kind of music you wish.

- Virgil Thomson

cimaco:

Espejo. (via ignacio_lpm)

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult.
- Charlotte Whitton.

cimaco:

Camerino. (via ignacio_lpm)

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, “¿What for?”
I said, “I’m going to buy some sugar.”
- Steven Wright.

Ricky Martin y Pablo Montero en Torreón.

¿Que onda Luis?

cimaco:

Montado. (via ignacio_lpm)

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying “flee at once - all is discovered.” They all left town immediately.
- Mark Twain.