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Casa. (by ignacio_lpm)
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I’m upside down. 
- Mitch Hedberg.

Casa. (by ignacio_lpm)

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I’m upside down. 

- Mitch Hedberg.


Banana. (by ignacio_lpm)
On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana at…- Mitch Hedberg.

Banana. (by ignacio_lpm)

On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana at…
- Mitch Hedberg.


Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend. -Corey Ford
Chucho. (by ignacio_lpm)

Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend. 
-Corey Ford

Chucho. (by ignacio_lpm)



cimaco:

(via [brett walker])

La ventaja de ser inteligente es que así resulta más fácil pasar por tonto. Lo contrario es mucho más difícil.

- Kurt Tucholsky.

The way to write American music is simple. All you have to do is be an American and then write any kind of music you wish.

- Virgil Thomson


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